Sainty Nelsen

When the all-star player of the local high school football team collapses during practice, all eyes turn to the storied head coach. Instead of mollifying the situation, the coach tries to maintain the team's winning streak. The town turns against him, leading to a lawsuit from the player's mother.

A middle-aged rock 'n roller who desperately wanted to be rich and famous but so far, he's 0 for 2.